No offense to any of you fine writers, just a little humor to lighten the day. I'd adore seeing a bit more romance on the board today. Taking Randall's suggestion, a challenge to see who can write the most stunning romance poem.
I'm Goin In The House
By La Belle Rouge
God’s Nightgown!!
Love has fallen, forgotten in the gutter
and this poetry board is about as dull
as a rusty butcher knife that can't cut butter
Just politics, politics and religion
is all you can seem to utter
Tired of sittin on my veranda
with stuffy politics talkin men
and if you don’t soon sweet talk me
I’ll leave and go in the house again
War war war and election results
left wing reasoning, right wing insults
Enough to make a Dixie Darlin
wanna stomp her feet and pout
and half of you don’t have a clue
what in perdition you’re talkin bout
You spoilin all the parties, not to mention
the barbeques, why don’t you loosen up
Why, we could go to the ball, me and you!
Now I assuredly know I’m a sinner, I do
though my fault, my own grievous fault
but do I really have to read sermons
until it feels like a tent revival assault?
Only a few brave souls dare to pen
of moonlight magnolias and...shhhh..sex
while the loud religion politics train
runs us over until we’re wild-eyed wrecks
I need some passion, I need some love
need sparkin, kissin and starlight above
Dull dull dull and a big fiddle de de
Write me some romance My Gentlemen
if you wanna have that dance with me
Guess politics are important, so is war
but don’t forget, life, liberty, and...
the personal pursuit of happiness
it what all that serious hoopla is for
Hats off to the shady politicians
and a prayer to the Good Lord too
for you to get it out of your systems
or I’ll hold my breath until I turn blue
Let’s escape today, if only for a short time
from the gloom and doom and hell-fire
into pages of sweet, warm romantic rhyme
Cause if we don’t I think I’ll go in the house
Why, I had more heart poundin excitement
last week when Mammy stepped on a mouse!
YOu're too funny! This was sweet and cute Belle!
Miss Scarlet I'll give it a try, romance we must never deny!
Write On!
Warmest Blessings, Warrior Purple Lady Sweet Sheooox
You have such a wonderful ability to write about romance in the most inticing way. I have to say, I often find myself wishing I could write as sensually as you. I may have to give it a whirl, but it may take me longer than some.
I'm here to say, I bet you can't stay. Maybe for awhile, but staying in the house isn't your style. funny person you. Entertaining and challenging Belle, weety ie oney unch
You are absolutely correct Labelle
And I'll see what I can do!
I love the ending it's great!
I had more heart poundin excitement
last week when Mammy stepped on a mouse!
Peace Love and hugsss...Morning Star
Gracious M'lady, after we discussed politics, drank our coffee and finished smoking our Cohibas, it was time to romance the southerner maidens, but (pardon my french, shoot!!!) you weren't there in the veranda or about the magnolias alley nor by the river doing that skinny dipping that you so mischievous implied.
Oh well...that's a prerogative of m'lady, isn't?
Corteously yours,
X
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2008
"left wing reasoning, right wing insults" . . . Couldn't be the other way around, huh, La Belle . . . It seems this is more political than not, and I don't write about politics anymore . . . Don't guess you have noticed that . . . In fact I think I wrote about the heart today . . .
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Miss Scarlet I'll give it a try, romance we must never deny!
Write On!
Warmest Blessings, Warrior Purple Lady Sweet Sheooox
STay Positive!
God bless you. Kathy
love,
Ron
Regis xo
Newfie Hugs, Rose
And I'll see what I can do!
I love the ending it's great!
I had more heart poundin excitement
last week when Mammy stepped on a mouse!
Peace Love and hugsss...Morning Star
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
last week when Mammy stepped on a mouse!
Ho, Ho, Ho! Shame on Mammy, and I hope many accept your epic challenge, La Belle.
Most say they have to forget her, if the need to buy a new carburettor.
I'll see what's in the forecast. :) Well done! Keeper, Miss Belle.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Oh well...that's a prerogative of m'lady, isn't?
Corteously yours,
X