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holes in my hose

by Gracie C. McKeever — Read all 11 poems by Gracie C. McKeever

From Poetry Collection: "Compared to What"
Gracie C. McKeever (c) 1997

Sunday, April 29, 2001

it never fails to
amaze me
how some achieve
the feat
daily
sliding and tugging
sheer delicate
garments up and over
an intricate
dance
a surgical
procedure
avoiding a run from
anklescalvesthighs
and beyond
it never fails to
amaze me how i
can't Gracie McKeever Homepage

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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on May 20, 2009

Happens to us all Gracie. Giggle..fun to read.

Annabel

Reviewed by Miller Caldwell

Reviewed on January 31, 2009

Ummm holes in your hose?

No wonder you can't water the garden!
Miller

Reviewed by Phyllis Du'Gas (Reader)

Reviewed on May 3, 2005

I'm feelin this girlfriend!!!!!!! Awesome. Says it all!

Reviewed by Sandra Corona

Reviewed on December 11, 2003

I like this and know what you mean :)!
:)Sandy

Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)

Reviewed on April 26, 2003

I know what u mean .......good write !

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Reviewed on February 16, 2003

Gracie, I can see you tugging at your garments and hosiery. And have the run at the last minute, and then watching a blue streak go by my head. Loved it. Bill Murray

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