The lights have quit
candles are lit
a spark ignites the hearth

red Rudolph leads
the others heap
you’re still surrounding earth

I’m sitting here
stare into sphere
awaiting your late arrival

hope you’re not tired
I’m much too wired
I need you for my survival

I’ve been nice and fair
all doggone year
it’s time to get a little naughty

another sip of wine
this drop tastes so fine
and gets me to be doughty

I hear your sleigh
you park it to stay
you’re sliding down the smoke shaft

what you do next
leaves me perplexed
and border lines on which craft

just once a year
you’re coming near
to hold me soft and tender

we take it slow
but once you grow
I can just surrender

no time to be nice
let's dash on the spice
you stand there in total splendor

your beard’s a tickle
you’re sweet as a pickle
I’m tearing off your rope

your belt’s undone
what have I become
you certainly ain’t no mope

I hold my breath
while you kiss and caress
to my door you hold the key

you know all the codes
and when passion explodes
I cry out a heavenly plea

we claim Christmas night
‘cause this feels so right
you know where I want to be

who wants cookies and milk
when you can have silk
and end up in unuttered glee…