Georgie Porgie

Sung to the tune, Jesus Loves Me.

Georgie, Porgie, puddin ‘n’ pie,
Raids Alaska’s oil supply.
Poisonous air and arsenic streams,
Fills his polluting airhead schemes.

Chorus:
Yes, Georgie loves us!
Yes, Georgie loves us!
Yes, Georgie loves us!
For the media tells us so!

Georgie, Porgie, puddin ‘n’ pie,
Claims to be God’s right hand guy.
Bombing women, children too.
From his mouth the lies do spew.

Georgie, Porgie, puddin ‘n’ pie,
What a Christian! What a guy!
Lowers taxes for the rich;
Leaves the poor without a stitch!

Georgie, Porgie, puddin ‘n’ pie,
Hopes to go to heaven high.
Says the Almighty: This won’t do.
Think I’ll take a pass on you.


And while we’re at it!

Karly Rover What a man.
Like a tomcat pawing sand
Dumping out his filthy lie,
Outing agents til they die.

Richard Cheney, what a shot!
With his gun barrel smokin’ hot,
Firing, drilling, as he please,
Of his friends he makes Swiss cheese.

Richard Cheney, what a shot;
With a rifle, he is not.
Safely o'er the fields, the quarry go,
With friends like him who needs a foe?

Condaleesa, she’s our gal.
With the Saudis, she does pal.
Wheeling, dealing, selling out,
Only camels soon we’ll mount.

Like the Eveready Bunny, this unending saga just keeps going, and going and going ...

Pauli Wolfi went to work.
To his girlfriend gave a perk.
Now he's caught by his short hairs.
He moans & he groans but no one cares.

Richard Cheney, full of gas,
Called to Congress, takes a pass.
Blowing off his stinky spin,
Sounds to me like breaking wind.

Richard Cheney, just won't talk.
Called to Congress, he does balk.
Cause he thinks he's 'bove the law.
On to Court he soon will crawl.

Scooter Libby covered up.
With the prisoners, he will sup.
Georgie Porgie says, "No way!
"Despite his crimes, he gets a stay."

Johnny Roberts went to Court.
At our case law, he does snort.
Says to us that Brown must go.
Wants to bring back Ole Jim Crow.

There is so much to talk about with this administration that I can't keep up. So the following is a conclusion to the crimes and misdeeds that Georgie and company have committed.

Georgie Porgie, puddin and pie,
Is Dick Cheney's lackie guy,
Fawning and Groveling at his feet.
Gives ole Cheney his president's seat.