NO i don't think so.
but wait a minute,
let me check "weather.com"...

OKAY, maybe....but if my cat has kittens,
or if the dog trees the squirrel,
or if my old man takes his Cialis,
(what are the chances of THAT!)

Awww...I better not....HOLD IT!
let's see what the lottery number say,
let's see if my i lose enough weight,
let's check the groundhog's last 7 predictions,
and let's see if Rush Limbaugh turns vegan...

OKAY, maybe...but if my lotto hits,
or if my grown son gets a job and move out,
or if my match.com soulmate wants to move in
(what are the chances of THAT!)

Awww...I better not...life's just WAY TOO RISKY!!!

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