Nan Is Going Crazy!

"Paint my fingers,
Paint my toes,
Wrap me up
In whacky clothes!"
I'm not sure,
You don't suppose
Nan might be going crazy?!

She's on the floor,
She's off the wall,
I hope she knows
That she could fall?
She doesn't act adult at all,
She's certainly not lazy!

Pop was laughing,
Now, he's not,
He's heading for
A safer spot,
Too much energy
She's got,
She's going oopsy-daisy!

He doesn't know
It's just in fun -
Pop is dialling
911!
Hold on Pop,
Our Nan is back,
Safely on the adult track,
No danger of a heart attack -
Our playmate isn't crazy!
Edie Batstone