I've spent many long years
on a personal mission
So many long hours all alone
Armed with the latest in high-tech gear
like a hot set of wheels
and imported cologne
I've logged hour after hour
of surveillance
and I've followed a couple false leads
I was almost caught twice,
but I threw 'em...
I'm a man of particular needs.

My prey is not easy to capture
She's wiley and clever and slick
She may look nothin' like I imagined
and she might see right through me
too quick

My goal's to find
then apprehend her
Then attempt to learn
what makes her tick
My worst fear is that I might offend her
before I can figure the trick

of how to get what I am after
A marvelous gem called "Her Heart"
It's a prize
I'm convinced will be worth it
'long as I keep on playing my part

But the perp's as elusive as tracers
vanishing suddenly into the night
It's a tough job—
but I've got to do it
I just hope she won't put up a fight

So I hunt and I slog and I wander
where'er my libido might roam
I've got nothing but time
'til I find her
Only then will my heart
know it's home.