Or what I there do

If what I say on Facebook
And what I on Facebook do,
Gives you the creeps the her i.e. Jeeves
And scares the be geezus out of you.
If you find me conspiratorially correct,
Thinking thoughts brand new,
You came to Facebook to see me.
I didn't come to Facebook to see you.
If I'm thinking or speaking
A little a lot too loud
If I'm walking too tall and looking too good
And strutting too peacock proud,
If you have to call the thought police,
By all means yes please do
For you came to Facebook to see me.
I did not come to Facebook to see you.