'Little Chick's First Day!' (Book) - 9/17/2025 8:26:19 AM
Paula, you’ve pulled off something most authors only dream of: bouncing from bestselling picture books (Hairy, Scary Spider?), to fantasy trilogies (The Message), and then cheekily crowning it all with A Right Royal Raspberry! (A Queen banning “fuffs and floofs”? That’s comic genius. I nearly snorted my tea. 😂)
But here’s the crime: The Message: Discernment has just 1 review on Amazon. ONE. Even the Queen of your Raspberry Kingdom would decree more fanfare for that. A book launching a full sci-fi trilogy shouldn’t be hiding in the shadows like a shy stick insect at the bottom of your garden. 🪲
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So here’s the big question: Do we let your sci-fi trilogy and your hilariously windy Queen keep whispering quietly on Amazon… or do we make them roar louder than a dragon and a Raspberry fuff combined? 😏
'A Little Bear Behind....' (Book) - 9/17/2025 7:19:04 AM
You’ve been delighting kids (and secretly their parents) with talking puffins, cheeky penguins, and now… a bear who’s shocked you said bottom! Honestly, that’s children’s book gold. 😂 The fact that Hairy, Scary Spider? hit bestseller status and Pipsy the Penguin became an Amazon Allstar proves your stories know how to charm their way onto bookshelves.
But here’s the head-scratcher: your hilarious picture book about Little Bear and the dreaded “bottom” word doesn’t have the Amazon review love it deserves. It’s like throwing the best birthday party in Wiltshire and only two kids show up tragic, unfair, and slightly insulting to the cake. 🎂
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So the big, slightly naughty question: Shall we let “bottom” sit quietly in Amazon’s corner, or do we unleash it on the world the way Little Bear clearly intended? 😏
