Bring me the head of Nessie Chapter's 1 & 2 (Short Story) - 7/20/2008 6:54:27 AM
"Personally, I'm an outdoorsy, urban, intelligensia, goofball. If I were a "Slasher" movie character I'd be dead by the end of the first reel. I'm the guy who cracks jokes when the monsters are coming through the floor, or laughs at his girlfriend as he goes and checks the "strange noises" in the creepy basement armed only with boxer shorts and a keychain flashlight. Yeah, "Mr. Redshirt" that's me."
i've read your stuff, Master. it proves -- in your statement you are correct, master. to the last sentence, master. to the last word, master.
stay on this way, master.
talent, health and money to you, master
