I know I promised, but Twitter is doing such a great job bringing readers to this and another site I work with, I thought one more time wouldn't hurt. I have found the best response for me is to be insightful and just a little provacative.
"Reality often seems like bad fiction and bad reality is often based on repeated fictions."
"The great Moms Mabley (80 years old) once said referring to men her age: 'The only thing an old 80 year old man can do for me is to bring me a message from a young 60 year old man."
"She told me everything she touched turned to gold and now I am severely overweight and have severe constipation."
"When you come to a fork in the road, pick it up: dinner might be close by."
"The greatest two word poem ever written was delivered by Mohammad Ali to the Harvard commencement class: "Me, We."
"I became a writer because the job of God was taken, and now my characters are atheists and have taken over my story."
"The worst party to get invited to is the pity-party, I always bring a bottle of fresh tears."
"Great authors seek to transform the world, good authors seek to do no harm."
"My memory is an unreliable witness to past events, except when it is used to criticize others."
"Today, I resemble a simile."
"The only sure way for me to lose weight is in a space capsule."
"Where ever I go in my mind, I can most times see me watching me."
"The only thing faster than light is The Denial."
"Emotional bullies ought to be jailed."
"Criticize a woman or man when they are down, make an enemy for life."
"It is always necessary and appropriate to be kind."
"Hell is a small town or office filled with small minds."
"Irritation on Life's Elevator is watching a minor talent residing inside a major ego, pressing the penthouse button."
Book 3 continues the Commander and the Chief's adventures in political intrigue, superstition, old feuds, and the search of Nikola Tesla's missing papers in this Close Encounter of the Weird Kind.
Let your children enjoy the wonders and adventures of pets that join a family, bringing joy and heartwarming moments to their everyday lives. This story is about Tubby and Riley, two dogs who needed a good, loving home.
Retired! New start! Murder!
Todd, detective lieutenant, has retired from St. Louis, Missouri and has moved to Ford Valley, Arizona. When Todd’s ex-wife is killed in a car accident, Todd fights for custody of his teenage daughter. She has bee
