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     Surfs Up

A is Buddhist  I think
B is having twins, pass it on
C has open arms
D eats too much candy

E is bristly
F always waves the flag
G is saying bye bye I think
H keeps an arms distance

I  is too  self-regarding I think
J too rejecting
k reaches out to me
L has big feet

M is ambivalent
N looks like an emphatic no
O likes circles
P is too pig headed

Q has flair
R is the gentleman who bows
S is serpentine
T says “hold on here”

U is willing to receive
V is so changeable
W takes in everything

X is arms crossed implacable
Y is always questioning
Z changes direction too often

‘ is a comma  that flies
3 is a backward  E
8 is too wrapped up in himself

0 is NSA spying
1 looks just like I
~ is a flock of birds flying

. is the “a’ they put in jail
() is two lovers kissing
# looks just like prison bars
! “says "Wouldn’t it be fun to go ballooning?”

These are the things I think about
when typing on my key board.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead 6/8/2014

enjoyed this thought provoking read
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 6/3/2014
Methinks you are visualizing too much! And surfing the keyboard for meaning. I think that O keeps going in circles or at least is "centering around" the point, or was that a lost "A." ;-)

Ron
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel) 6/2/2014
LOL!!! This is quite interesting!

Sandie

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