This was told to me and it was too funny but also all so true . So I am passing it on to you...
This is a story about an old Christian woman name Molly who was interviewed by an atheist reporter on CNN.
Reporter: I understand you Christians LOVE everyone. Is that correct?
Molly: Yes sir, that is a commandment.
Reporter: I guess you have something good to say about everyone.
Molly: Yes, sir everyone has some good in them, no matter who they are we are all God's children and he has given us gifts.
Reporter: Is that so?
Molly: Yes, sir!
Reporter: Well Molly, what would you say to the devil himself if he stood here right beside us. Would you have a good word for him?
Molly: Yes sir, since this world is going to hell in a handbasket, so I would tell him that he is a very, very hard worker.
Reporter: Hey guys, I am getting nowhere. Let's cut!
It would be nice if you could verify that the story was, “true.” So many stories like this are not, just portrayed as such and quite pathetic. Labeling a reporter as, “atheist,” and then making fun of him, would be like having an atheist pick fun of a Christian. Any CNN reporter would be asking serious questions and not be there to pick fun of any Christian.
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