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     I have some boyfriends on the side

In the past few years since menopause came knocking at my door, I have all of a sudden become attractive to men who wouldn't have given me the time of day 20 years ago.  Now I spend time with them practically every day.


As soon as I wake up, I need WILL power to get me out of bed.  Then JOHN wants to see me.  After a strenuous workout at the gym, CHARLIE horse shows up and when he's around he takes a lot of my time and attention.  When he leaves, ARTHUR-itis comes around.  He's a party animal.  He likes to move from joint to joint.  After a busy day, I lie down and take a restful nap with BEN gay. 


Life has suddenly gotten very interesting at middle age!  


 

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Reviewed by John Domino 7/10/2008
FUNNY!

Love it!

JMD
Reviewed by Malcolm Watts 5/2/2007
I am intrigued by your writing Beverley. Sounds as if you have a fantastic sense of humour. Malcolm Watts
Reviewed by Shannon Phoenix 4/26/2007
Lady, you are delusional and old. LOL- it's sad actually. No man likes old dry pussies and wrinkles. Get back into bed you old hag.
Reviewed by D Johnson 4/19/2007
Good on you...loved it!

Thanks,
Dan
Reviewed by J.R. Haralson 4/9/2007
Get outt!
Sad but true, that Ben-Gay is a man that becomes a keeper in our lives and one we will pay good money for. Fun read! Keep 'em coming!
J.R.Haralson
Reviewed by Sistah J 3/17/2007
Oh my goodness! I thought I had a sense of humor but yours is off the chain sistah gurl! You are crazy! Enjoyed the read.
Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath 3/16/2007

"Happily married BUT..."
Oh My Goodness now this is great!
Wonderful title and entertaining write, most definately don't we all have a lot of boyfriends then, huh?
Well, guess it is a bit difficult for us to just throw them to the curb...maybe we couln't get rid of them if we tried~giggle, giggle.
This is some write...bet this would brighten up many of elders to read if it could be distributed around in some of their institutional domiciles/senior bldgs...huh?

Take care this is a jewel!
Smile Gwendolyn
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 3/3/2007
AH!!!! I love this creative write my friend, I've been having those same affairs...enjoyed this humorous and again very creative write!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

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