Interview with Gerard Moreau the famous French film star
Well everyone knows I'm trying to make it as an actress in Hollywood and if I can't get auditions maybe I can get esposure other ways. Well you people know that TV journalists are almost like movie stars. You know like the beach blonde or maybe it's the bleach blonde who has little inside her skull but everyone wants to see her, especially men, because of her 'sparkling personality.'
Anyways these TV journalists do quite well and can make as much working with the big networks as much as any big name actress. So I tell my friends Alocki and Thalios, who are both from the planet Zatoris and are the two smartest human beings I ever met, to pose as camera crew people and I would be a journalist working for the ficitonal 'Los Angeles Sun Times.' We would interview famous movie stars or celebrities from abroad who are doing film shoots out here in LA and are staying at places like that Roosevelt Hotel out there in Hollywood. These people have no idea wether the LA Sun Times really exists can frankly could care less. They just sit around the pool relaxing and sipping a cool one and don't mind getting any extra publicity themselves.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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