Jessica's class wins first prize for selling the most chocolates in the school...six free horseback riding lessons...but the horse they give her gives her a ride she won't ever forget!
Jessica's fourth grade class sold five hundred boxes of chocolates and
won the school contest. First prize--six free horseback riding lessons!
The anxious fourth graders arrived at Chamberlain's horse farm by school
bus.Mary, the instructor, greeted them and led the students to the
stable for lesson one: How to trot.
Jessica was assigned a horse that was a ringer for the proverbial "old
gray mare". "She won't make it out of the stable!", Jessica said under
her breath.
The corral was crowded and Jessica's old mare was bit in the behind by a
nasty horse. It barrelled off, leaving Jessica clinging on, screaming.
As it galloped around the corral, the old mare turned sharply and threw
Jessica off her back. A shaken Jessica was helped back on the old mare
by Mary.
"You need to get right back on the horse. Next week will be better for
you Jessica.", Mary reassured her.
Jessica retorted, "Lady, these lessons are free, but, please no more old
fogies for me!
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
