The person has a crush on a woman in a health club. When she talks to him, he acts cool, too cool and she walks away.
I joined a health club because studies show that Americans are obese. Studies show it's also a great place to meet women.
After a few months, I lost weight, gained a little muscle, but I had no women. The guys at the free weights talk a day, but that's not what I was looking for.
All the women go to the cardio conditioning classes where they jump, twist and bend while wearing really tight clothes. I had no idea why I'm in the weight room with men while this is going on. I signed up for a step class and found that I was the only guy there. All these women were in one room with just me, it was like a Cinemax movies except we all had clothes on. The only woman that talked to me was the instructor when she pointed out that I was out of step and on the wrong foot.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
