A warm day on the beach followed by a warmer night at home?
Growing up
As the sun and warm weather languishes our gracefully slender bodies moving and bending?
With ease, another day in paradise, kissing your skin a golden hue, of bronze and tan, trembling
With a sudden lust for excitement and anticipation a cold shiver ran up and down my spine,
The trickle of sweet beading down your neck makes a tell trace, like a river of beauty going
To an oasis in an arid bringing life to an otherwise inhospitable region. Wanting to kiss the sweet
Away, on your neck, your tummy and thighs down to your lovely ankles and the rings on your toe’s.
The time is all right but this place would be wrong, a public beach surely, the people would frown..
Tracing the tiny beads of sweet from your neck to your belly, my fingers were trembling with anxiety
, hope and sin. I want to get up and go to our room, but honestly I can’t, with the shape that I’m in .
another day another time hoping for the best, surely not a crime, taking the beach towel, holding
in front to try and hide this growing problem deep down inside of me, this gargantuan mass that
is my pride, is swelling and growing ever so rapidly.
Looking at her, she is looking back at me, eye’s twinkling, she say’s ever so softly. Honey let’s
Go to our room and bring your big friend, he keeps making eye’s at me.
On our way to the room the beach towel fell to the floor, people around staring at the bulging
mass in front of me. I waved to one I waved to all, smiling ever so sheepishly, the women gasped,
And the men cheered me on ever so relentlessly; I closed the door to our room very hurriedly and
scampered to her side ever so lovingly.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
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