Johnny is home from the doctor; he decides to email his friend, Rebekkah, to tell her what the doctor said. It turns out that Johnny has a fracture in his tailbone, so he has to be very careful how he sits for a while.
Weds., April 27, 2005, 6:09 p.m., C.S.T.~
Dear Rebekkah~
This won't be long, so bear with me. I got back from seeing Dr. Emmons earlier, and he said I broke my butt. I have a fractured tailbone; but HE didn't have to tell ME that..I already KNEW it just by the way it felt! OWIE! I now have to sit on a pillow, and if I want to get up, I have to have someone help me, in case I should happen to fall. That would NOT be good if I landed on my broken tailbone! OWIE!
My butt hurts so bad it is all I can do to keep from crying! My stupid sister, Ronee', tried not to laugh when I told her about it, but she did it anyway, which did NOT amuse me. I gave her a dirty glare, and all she could do was giggle, and I got so mad at her I called her a dumdum, and I told her to quit it. I told her it wasn't that funny!
I knew I did something when I landed yesterday; but I tried to pretend that everything was okay. I tried to sleep, but I couldn't, not with my achy back and my butt! I kept waking up, and I couldn't get comfortable. So I have a broken butt. NICE.
Be praying for me; I don't know how I am going to get through this! They can't put a cast on my butt, but I am sure that it would feel better if they could! And my back isn't helping either; my back is still plenty sore!
I will go now; I am going to TRY to eat, but I am so nauseated from the pain I don't know if I can! God bless, and thanks for listening!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend with the broken butt, Johnny in Tennessee. :(
Jeez! Karen. Do you have a real life? This is the third "letter" you have written today. I understand being on a roll, but you need to get a grip or it is going to devour you.
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Weds., April 27, 2005, 6:09 p.m., C.S.T.~
