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Christmas Fax for da Broads in da Audience
by Phyllis Jean Green
Saturday, December 11, 2004

Rated "PG13" by the Author.

       
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     My wonderful friend Barbara Quanbeck sent this to me. I think it is so clever. 'Bet most a the guys agree:).


 


According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.


Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.


We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

....LAFFing all the waaaaaay..........:)

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Reviewed by Regina Pounds 11/21/2008
heheh! :)))

delightful!

hugs,
Gina
Reviewed by Mary Coe 12/20/2007
LOL!!!!!!!!! Very Funny.
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 7/27/2007
lol. I never knew but it makes sense that all the reindeer hauling ole Santa were female. lol. Excellent. Thanks for sharing. Liz
Reviewed by Walker Jackson 2/14/2006
I love humor and this is funny. I've heard that Rudolf was Gay? LOL
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 1/10/2006
This is great! Thanks for sharing it!
Birgit and Roger
Reviewed by Aberjhani 12/17/2005
God bless womanhood:-)
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg 11/5/2005
this is adorable!
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 10/12/2005
Lolol .. but ofcourse, Pea!

God bless,

Sandie.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 12/11/2004
fun write, sweet pea! happy holidays to you and yours!

please check out my two stories i did today; think you may enjoy them! feel free to comment! comments most welcome!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

love the reindeer; he'd be perfect for the christmas parade tonight! (we will be at the parade; looking forward to an evening of fun and even FIREWORKS!)
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd 12/11/2004
I was intrigued by this and got a real kick out of it. My freind Grace would love this one.

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