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How to explain The Law of Attraction
by Jack Kuperman
Friday, November 14, 2008

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     You think hard and you get it - simple, isn't it?
First, you have to concentrate.
Stop.
Don't make this face as though you are in toilet and try hard !
Concentrate mentally.
Yes, this is better.
Now unclench the jaw muscles!
And please free my hand!
It hurts.

Now, it is better.
Even the red in your eyes is going down.
So, you are concentrating in your mind only.
Ow. Sorry! I did not want to insult you.
Yes, I know YOU are in your mind.
But sometimes you can put there some thoughts too, you know.
Well, do not believe me! Just try it!

How do you feel?
Funny? Well, that is how it feels when some thoughts come into your mind.
Try it for some time more just to get a feeling of it.

Nice, is it not?
Now try to quiet you mind?
No, no! Do not be afraid!
You will not die!
Just your thoughts will go more slowly, that's it.

Well, not that slowly!

Doctor! Doctor!
We have one more who stopped thinking totally!
Quickly, do something before we will have an absolute football fan.
We have enough of them lately!

Oh, thanks god!
I see some meaning is coming into his eyes!
Continue. It gets better!
Thank you, Doctor. Now it is all right.

Doctor, I said enough! Stop kissing him!
I will take him from you now!

Well, dear sir, do not try it once more.
Think as quickly as you wish.
Now try to think about something you want more than anything.
Tank? Why should you think about a tank?
Ah! You mean a tank of bear! I see.
Wait! what is this noise!
Look there, on the street! The tank is going through the walls of buildings!
Stop thinking about tanks!
Stop! Quickly stop!
Ow no! There are two more there down the street!
Do you think about tanks?
Do not think about not wanting tanks, because it attracts them too.
Just don't think anything!

OOPS!

Doctor!

 

 

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