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The absolute prove of The LOA.
by Jack Kuperman
Sunday, November 16, 2008

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     What is LOA?

What is LOA?

I checked in the vocabulary and got those results.
1 (in Haiti) spirit in voodoo belief that is considered to be a protector and guide
2  Library of America, a famous American publisher
3 Length Over All, commonly used to indicate maximum hull length of a vessel.
4 Living Overseas Allowance, a sum paid to British Forces personnel stationed in other countries.
5 Letter of Agreement, signed off by a signing officer and two parties.
6Leave of Absence. This is common in the work force, if a patient becomes sick and takes a leave of absence.
7 Left Occiput Anterior, The ideal/easiest position for birth is generally LOA (Left Occiput Anterior), with baby facing the mother’s back, chin tucked under, head looking slightly towards the mother's right side and the baby's spine along the left side of the mother's belly.
 
Is it one of them?
Then why people use LOA in connotation of wealth?
Disappointed I went to the library for some more vocabularies.
Suddenly my eyes felt on "Secret".
Is it one new Dan Brown book?
I looked inside and finally found the meaning of LOA.
The Law of Attraction.
Desire something hard enough and it will come into your life.
I read the book all the day, then reread and began to think.
Does it work?
But of course.
Let us see some examples that prove this.
.
Why do you think that more and more betray their wives?
Very simple - more and more young girls want to meet rich men.
They do not care so much about the richness of the character as about the richness of the pocket.
So, they desire hard enough it and..
What men could do in this situation?
There are not enough rich single men, and that is why the law to serve the desires of those girls attracts the married ones.
Can you blame them?
No.
It the LOA in action.
.
Why there are more and more women who kill their husbands?
It is simple too.
The number of young men who desire hard enough to find rich women is growing from day to night.
And we reached the situation that there are not enough rich women for all young men with strong desire.
So, the only solution in this case - recycling husbands.
I really do not understand why the Law of men condemns those black widows instead of seeing in them the victim of much higher law.
The Law of Attraction.
.
The world warming.
The greenhouse effect.
Why does is that happens?
Fuels burning are the cause of it?
Nonsense.
Fuels burn hundreds of years and nothing happened.
Something changed.
And thus brought the change to the weather.
Before about 20 years, a grand change began.
People were tired of Cold War.
They wanted warmer relations between the East and the West.
Many people desired the warm-up very hard and warm-up happened.
The desire was just too strong for only relations and it influenced the weather too.
So, no burning fuels are at blame.
It is LOA.
Nevertheless, we can change it easily back of course.
However, somebody have to regulate the number of desiring people in order that we will not return to Ice Age by mistake.
.
LOA works.
The more people desire the same, the quicker it happens.
Imagine this:
Everybody on Earth turns to the west on September 1 at 12pm and start marching.
You will see that the Earth slows its turning around itself.
.
Alternatively, you can ask everybody go to the East instead and the Earth will quicken its pace of turning.
This way the force, pulling everybody to the Earth will drastically lessen.
We could save a lot of energy this way putting spaceships into the sky.
I believe even, that if everybody will run, the earth will spin so quickly, that people will be simply thrown into the space.
What a cheap way to develop the space!
.
Or we can say to everybody on the Earth to desire very hard peace.
Well, it could be difficult to convince everybody.
But then, we can begin with a little movement of people whose only desire is that more and more people will desire the same as them.
With the time, everybody will desire that everybody will desire.
At the end, we just need to switch the desire of desiring for the desire of peace.
Just imagine what we will get.
Is it not worth trying?

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Reviewed by Linda Law 11/16/2008
This one took alot of thought....and I was interested enough to keep reading...and as I did, I realized that there is really something in this...it could be an article...it is unique and still has a way of circling to that ending crescendo... nice. lindalaw

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