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Selling by book.
by Jack Kuperman
Sunday, December 7, 2008

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Apprenticement

Looking into the sea, he made last farewell and went home.

 

-Wait. What is it?

 

-What?

 

-It's the end. Is it not?

 

-Yes.

 

-But where is the story?

 

-Did you want or didn't you that I would tell you a short story?

 

-Yes, But..

 

-But what?

 

-It's not story. It's just the ending. There is no story.

 

-If it wouldn't be a story, why then would he make a farewell?

 

-Well. If you put it this way, may be you are right.

 

-Of course I am right. And now to business. As I've told you already a story, and I know your name, Bill, isn't it?

 

- Arthur

 

-It's not your fault that you are not Bill. But as I went through all the stages of good sell, would you buy this car?

 

-I have to think, to speak with my wife.

 

-I want to understand, Do you to behave by book?

 

-Yes. I shouldn't buy immediately.

 

-OK, what is written in your book that I have to do?

 

-There is nothing about you. There is a client and a seller.

 

-OK. My name is seller.

 

-Ah, then you should convince me -- Oh! Don't shake me so stroooong! And don't beat me on the head with this jack. I agree. I will buy.

 

 

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Reviewed by 000 000 12/7/2008
Funny Jack...and so is Linda. LOL

Reviewed by Linda Law 12/7/2008
This is exactly how our salesmen in the USA are having to sell cars these days .... tie them up and make them sign..... you hit the nail on this one!!! good... lindalaw

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