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Mirror Mirror on the wall.
by Jack Kuperman
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.

Mirror Mirror on the wall..

-Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?

-Snowhite. How many times I have to repeat!

-Okay! But after Snowhite…

-Ah. It would be Jenne

-And then?

-Then it will be Mary, Ursula, Nadine, Trilly sisters, Cleopatra…

-No! I mean only in the palace.

-Ah. Well, let's see. Joan, Tessie, Linda, Mariana, Closet,….

After two hours

-Josefine, Gisella, Troyana You and Peggy.

-At least I am not the last.

-I heard the Peggy wants to shave her moustache. Then you will be the last.

-I think I'll break you!

-Oh. No. I was just joking. You are the fairest. Can't I joke a little?

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Reviewed by Linda Law	12/10/2008

This is too close to being true... hehehe.... When I was married before, my hubby would say I was the most beautiful woman in the world..(hehe) and so I would walk around the house, and everytime I passed a mirror...I'd sing..."I'm so pretty...oh so pretty...ladadedadadadum... :-)) and then my daughter started singing the same song when she passed the mirrors....and soon...my boys would sing...and then we'd just laugh.... Your story is cute... lindalaw

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