-Teacher!
-What Marianna?
-Beni is spitting on me!
-Beni! What are you doing?
-"Whuwhu, whe nho juoie plk!"
-Where is your babelfish? Forgot at home? Well, come I have one spare.
-No teacher. I just have a toothache. Aww. Hhhtuuu!
-Teacher! Can I give him a poke? It will fix it in no time at all.
-No. You already fixed Steven's headache. He is going through the head transplantation now.
-Teacher!
-What Beni?
-Can I go home?
-Sorry Beni. The shuttle will arrive only in two hours.
-But I have a toothache!
-Then take them out and put on the table.
-Why they have to bring us to the school here? Why they don't open one on Luna?
-Because.
-But teacher! You said that "because" isn't an answer.
-Yes. For students. For teachers it is a good enough answer.
-It's unfair!
-Then study quickly and go to to learn to become a teacher.
-Why? Then we would answer "because"?
-No. Because you will not be MY student anymore!
So...that's what my teachers were doing all the time? When I wanted to punch the nose of one of them, should have done it, because?
A clever one, from the school of deranged teachers from another planet!
I think you have already had this happen in your own life! :-))))
Kids always say "because"....and parents always answer "Because I said so!".......... cute... hugs, lindalaw
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
