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Gosh! Why is it always me, and not you?
by Mac Hermann
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
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Idiosyncrasies of life.

I know exactly what you are thinking: 'Why are you never the one who wins the lottery?'

'Why were you not an employee of Face Book when FB went public in 2012, and all employees instantly became millionaires?'

Or, 'how come the police pulled you over despite the fact that everyone else was speeding?'

And, 'why does your instructor call on you to answer her question, when "Bad Boy" over there is dying for the attention of the class.'

Just then, your good friend Amy, leans over and whispers into your ear: "That is life, learn to live with it."

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