A man discovers the pleasures and peril of unkempt toenail hygiene...
The Epiphany of Leonard's Toenails
by Mark A. Rayner
Leonard was an unrepentant toenail grower.
His was a hidden pleasure, a diversion that bordered on a psychosis. It started idly one evening, before he changed out of his work clothes. His toenails had grown past their usual length, and one of them simply slit open the sock.
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
