This is the story of six late teenaged superheros attempting lives with sanity and failing miserably.
Note: This story and all episode preceding this one are not mine. They are the works of a Miss Danielle Riseley, and it is with her permission that I post these extraordinary pieces of literature. ^^
Episode One: The Spider
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Scott in his bathroom as he jumped up on the toilet. Quickly he searched through his jeans for his phone and sent urgent messages to the other members in the house to go to his bathroom. A few minutes later the doorway to Scott's bathroom was blocked by Isis, Larry, Amanuet and Willow. Willow was carrying a golf club, still in her pajamas while Isis, Larry, and Amanuet were holding various kitchen utensils.
"Why are you still wearing pajamas? It's 5 in the afternoon..." stated Isis.
"Well, I just got up thanks to the wonderful screaming and phone call. Seriously, we heard you scream did you really need to call us?!" Willow said, then poked Scott with the golf club she was holding.
"Sp-sp-spider!! In tuuuuub!!" squeaked Scott while pointing to a dime sized spider sitting in the bathtub.
"You're joking right?" asked Amanuet with a raised eyebrow.
"Man, you're a wuss," said Willow looking at the spider with amusement.
"Oh for goodness sakes," Isis muttered as she squashed the spider and left the room.
"Is it gone now?" Scott questioned, wearily looking at the tub.
"Yes it's gone, oh brave Apocalypse," Willow mocked.
"Hey, that's not nice!" Scott argued.
"But you know it's true ."
"You wound my pride so… kiss it better."
"Sorry, but "wuss" might be contagious."
"There are other people in the room you know!" exclaimed Amanuet annoyed by Willow and Scott's behavior.
"Hmmm, right. Well could you please leave, then? I would like to take a bath," stated Scott.
"Awww, but I've always wanted to know how much you had down there!" Willow pouted.
"Well do you want to know via Metric or U.S customary?"
"Use Metric it goes to millimeters," Amanuet said smirking.
"Alright, everyone out of my bathroom!" Scott commanded pushing the people out.
"So… whatcha waiting for?" Willow asked lazily while sitting on the counter.
"How-didn't I just-why-what?" stuttered Scott.
"You don't notice much do you?"
"Can I please take a bath in peace?"
"I'm not stopping you."
"Oh for the love of-OUT!"
"Fine! Geez teletubbies are grumpy!" muttered Willow and then walked through the wall into the hallway.
"Finally," mumbled Scott as he began his bath.
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Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
