I just downloaded this story and read it. What a great writing style you have and although I knew that something was coming, the end made me chuckle. As you well know, I can identify with the embarrassment caused. I haven't had this experience yet but I still have time... *groaning at the thought*
Thanks for sharing your considerable writing skills. I look forward to reading more.
Chanti
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.