In the past few years since menopause came knocking at my door, I have all of a sudden become attractive to men who wouldn't have given me the time of day 20 years ago. Now I spend time with them practically every day.
As soon as I wake up, I need WILL power to get me out of bed. Then JOHN wants to see me. After a strenuous workout at the gym, CHARLIE horse shows up and when he's around he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, ARTHUR-itis comes around. He's a party animal. He likes to move from joint to joint. After a busy day, I lie down and take a restful nap with BEN gay.
Life has suddenly gotten very interesting at middle age!
Get outt!
Sad but true, that Ben-Gay is a man that becomes a keeper in our lives and one we will pay good money for. Fun read! Keep 'em coming!
J.R.Haralson
Reviewed by Sistah J
3/17/2007
Oh my goodness! I thought I had a sense of humor but yours is off the chain sistah gurl! You are crazy! Enjoyed the read.
"Happily married BUT..."
Oh My Goodness now this is great!
Wonderful title and entertaining write, most definately don't we all have a lot of boyfriends then, huh?
Well, guess it is a bit difficult for us to just throw them to the curb...maybe we couln't get rid of them if we tried~giggle, giggle.
This is some write...bet this would brighten up many of elders to read if it could be distributed around in some of their institutional domiciles/senior bldgs...huh?
AH!!!! I love this creative write my friend, I've been having those same affairs...enjoyed this humorous and again very creative write!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling
Pecked to Death offers a refreshing perspective on managing the chaos of everyday life, encouraging you to take control and prioritize what truly matters.
