Scientists found a new treatment against... Surplus IQ.
We all know that scientists work for long time on trying to preserve and even make people more intelligent.
But now, by pure chance, they stumbled on Anti-IQ treatment. They have done experiments on rather small-sized sample - only 14 countries, but the treatment seems to exceed any prognosis.
Instead of disuse of 10% of your brain, the treatment can bring to quick atrophy of much larger parts.
In some countries, the scientists found more than 50% of dead brain cells from disuse of the grey material.
The wonderful news are that this treatment is equally good for men and women, for children and adults.
Some problems were found with babies and blind people, but the scientists promise to find a solution.
In meantime, all other people can use it.
It is cheap. You have it in every house. Most probably in each room.
We know for sure, that in USA you have it in toilets too.
Kitchen? -Yes sure.
So, begin to use it.
Just open your TV on some reality program and begin the treatment.
Why they call it reality?
Ah it's simple.
It is a changed form of Really ET (Extra Terrible moron).
OMG! you can write that here! you are showing a measurable IQ and that will be not accepted, they are going to give your brain an enema!
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