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While Surfing the Internet: What if...
by E D Phillips
Saturday, May 7, 2016

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While Surfing the Internet:  What if…
 
  • Donald Trump thought he could fly, jumped out of his flying Trump Dumpster sans parachute, and landed somewhere far out at sea… 
  • Hillary were elected president with Elizabeth Warren as her VP, then Hillary slipped on a bar of soap, bounced down Pennsylvania Ave, and splashed into the Potomac… 
  • Ted Cruz had an affair with Elsie the cow, and Elsie loved it… 
  • David and Charles Koch were found guilty of causing 99 percent of worldwide pollution… 
  • Bill Cosby got into a lip lock with Michelle Bachman and couldn’t get free… 
  • Sheldon Adelson caught his fly in a roulette wheel that could not be stopped… 
  • Rupert Murdoch fell into a printing press and became the headline for a week… 
  • Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio got drunk and wondered into Mexico unescorted… 
  • Rush Limbaugh mistook a round and firm and fully-packed dog turd for a candy bar… 
  • Sean Hannity just once conjured up an unbiased thought… 
  • Bill Maher were made king of night time television (yes!)… 
  • Jessie Helms, Pat Robertson, and Mel Gibson were locked up in a gay bar for a week… 
  • The only hell in the afterlife were one large coliseum full of TV preachers, and the seats were all reserved only for believers… 
  • This guy was made public speaker laureate of the United States (you have to watch and listen to this in order to believe it.  OMG!)…
 
  • A single operator could fly 100 drones in the sky at the same time… 
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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 5/10/2016
This is wonderful! I'm going to save it and pass it on.

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/8/2016
Your one-liners are hilarious.

That guy has hyper political disorder! I'm sure glad he's not from Sauk County, Wisconsin.

That drone control video is wild. I'm including drones in my books and stories. They are giving us a whole new view of our world.

Ron
Reviewed by Eva Pasco 5/8/2016
I watched the video---did I hear him right? He has a Masters in Communication? I can picture Bill Murray playing him, hitting the ground running--what an opportunity!

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