Don't torture your lab partner, they just may pay you back in spades!
The class settles into their seats and the teacher raps on the view screen with her pointer to focus the classes attention to the front of the room.
"To begin our final test, we’re going to pair off into teams." Ms. Faber announces.
A collective moan fills the room.
"We will finish up our segment on molecular biology by each of us cloning one of our own body parts. The samples must be viable by Friday to receive a passing grade." She continues. The kids all know why they are pairing off, it is easier for someone else to draw the cell sample than it is to do it yourself. Ms. Faber hits the randomizer and everyone is paired up with one of his or her classmates. The results are automatically transmitted directly into their data books.
Richard Placid is pleasantly surprised to see that he’s drawn Jane Ramos as his lab partner. Not only is her family fabulously well to do but she’s the prettiest girl in class, at least in Richard’s opinion.
Jane Ramos groans when she sees that the randomizer has paired her up with that nerd Dick Placid. This is unavoidable as she thinks all the boys in her class are losers. What she really wants is to be paired up with her best friend Sally. All of the other girls in this class are just a bunch of jealous bitches.
Jane plans on doing her assignment with Sally. ‘Dick’ (He loathes being called Dick!) can find someone else to be his partner. What Jane doesn’t know is that Sally has drawn Tom for a partner. Sally has been trying to get close to Tom since Junior High and she tells Jane in no uncertain terms that she’s out of luck this time.
Jane grits her teeth and decides that it could be worse. Dick may be a zit-faced nerd but he’s very good at molecular biology, perhaps she’ll even get a passing grade this time. This semester of life sciences has been miserable for Jane. She needs to do well on this final test or she’ll have to repeat this course again in summer sessions.
Richard approaches Jane tentatively; he’s a bit intimidated by her. Jane sees him coming and she cuts right to the chase.
"Look Dick, I haven’t got time to screw around with this project. I’ll draw some cell samples from you and you can clone body parts for the both of us!" She states, like this is a great idea.
"Please call me Rick." Richard tells her calmly. He’s never said more than ‘Hi’ to her before now and he can’t believe how bossy she’s being. "I’d like to help you out but that would be cheating." He says quietly. "Besides, I know for a fact that Ms. Faber checks for a DNA match. She’ll know both body parts are mine." He adds
Jane frowns at this news.
"Well Dick, I just hope you don’t think you’re going to get anything other than a sample of my ear from me!" Jane says snottily.
It’s easy for Richard to see why she’s flunking this class.
"Ears are fine by me but you’ll be growing your own body part and ears are tough!" Richard replies, a little miffed that she’s called him Dick again.
"Well what do you suggest Dick, should I clone my tits?" Jane asks sarcastically, thrusting her breasts out to their maximum girth.
Richard flushes red, she does have a nice rack but cloning just soft tissue only results in a shapeless blob of flesh, not real impressive if you’re trying to get a good grade.
"I was going to suggest that you clone your leg. It’s a lot easier than your hand and it looks more impressive." Richard replies.
Jane considers this for a moment, the nerd has a point. Most of the class would probably just clone their index finger. It’s a tricky procedure but a finger is small enough that you had time to try it again if you didn’t like how your first effort came out. A leg would take most of the week to finish so you’d only have one shot at it but Jane likes the idea since she thinks that she has great legs to go along with her awesome tits.
The process requires gathering live cells and the easiest place to get them from is the mouth. Jane volunteers to let Richard take her sample first. Richard has done this simple procedure countless times and she barely twitches as he expertly snatches a tiny culture from the inside of her left cheek. Jane has never done this before. Even earlier in the semester when they had worked with small animals; Jane had always gotten someone else to draw her sample for her.
Richard braces himself as she leans in close to see what she’s doing. Jane notices Dick’s nervousness and she brushes up against him purposefully to tease him a little.
"Where should I take the sample from?" Jane asks softly as she is practically straddling him by now.
"Anywhere but the tongue." Richard replies.
Jane jabs the culture rod right under his tongue and lets it rip. Richard shoots straight up off the desk in pain. He could work for the rest of the year using the chunk of flesh that Jane has ripped from his mouth
"Yeeooow! I said not the tongue!" Richard protests.
"Oooo, I’m sorry, did I hurt the baby?" Jane asks him mockingly.
Richard just glares at her. Half of the kids in class grimace in sympathy as they had seen the look of pain in Dick’s eyes when Jane let him have it. Now he knows why the bitch had volunteered to go first!
Jane sets the culture rod down next to the one Richard used to draw her sample with. Richard picks hers up and leaves his for her. Jab him in the tongue! He’ll teach her a thing or two!
They go over to the batching tanks and Richard helps Jane get her cells started. What Richard has in mind is going to require some special equipment but he’s done it before and he knows where to find what he needs.
The bell rings and everyone gathers up their gear to head off to the next class.
The following day in the lab Richard helps Jane separate the necessary DNA strands to grow his leg. Jane wanders off after Richard tells her that she’s all set and he begins his project. He finds the strands of DNA that he needs from Jane’s culture and begins the forced growing process, grinning to himself the whole time.
The following day, everyone is starting to see the results of their labors. Some of the kids are nervously playing with the fingers that they are growing, wondering if they shouldn’t start a new one as most of them look deformed at this stage.
Ms. Faber assures the nervous students that this is normal and so far everyone’s project is coming along just fine. She shoots a glance at Jane but says nothing.
Jane doesn’t know why she’s suddenly the object of Ms. Faber’s attention and she goes over to her tank to check on the progress of her project. It looks okay to her.
Richard joins her at the tank.
"Does this look all right to you Dick?" Jane asks nervously.
Richard examines the leg and it’s one of his better efforts.
"Hot, true and normal." Richard replies confidently.
Jane fixes him with a suspicious look and steps over to his tank. She is unable to identify the mass of flesh that is taking shape inside.
"What are you working on?" Jane asks curiously.
"Oh, Ms. Faber gave me a special project, it’s called a Suent." Richard explains.
"Is that a body part?" Jane asks.
"Umm, yeah." Richard replies coyly.
"A human body part?" Jane qualifies.
"Umm no, Suents are small hairy toothless creatures that devour large quantities of raw meat!" Richard explains with a broad grin.
Jane stares blankly at Dick, why would he rate a special assignment? Still, the leg he’s helped her to grow looks far and away better than any of the other kids projects and Ms. Faber has been using it as an example of the proper technique for cloning body parts.
What Jane has failed to notice is that the tank with the leg in it has Richard’s name on it and the tank with the Suent growing inside bears hers. Ms. Faber has already checked the DNA and the tanks are labeled correctly.
Friday finally comes and the students nervously await Ms. Faber’s grades. Jane is smiling happily in anticipation of receiving the best grade she’s ever gotten in this class. Ms. Faber has used her leg all week long to point out the various things that were done correctly to the rest of the class.
Maybe she shouldn’t have been so hard on the nerd as this was really all his doing. Every time she had gone over to examine her project, Dick had appeared at her side and assured her that she had nothing to worry about, everything was coming along just fine. She really hasn’t done much more than glance at it a couple of times since the Suent incident.
When she walked into the room with Sally this morning, all of the boys in the class were huddled around Dick’s tank, making lewd comments. They broke it up when they saw Jane walk in.
Ms. Faber raps on the view screen with her pointer and calls the class to attention.
"I am very pleased with everyone’s projects. I have awarded only one ‘A’ Plus and that went to the team of Placid and Ramos, Richard for his leg and Jane for her vagina." Ms. Faber announces.
The class bursts into gales of laughter and Jane faints from embarrassment. View this Story
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