SATAN”S  REVENGE ! ( humor)

3000 A.D.

The Banishment of Satan ( His time was up!) brought joy to the world. Ever in a sour mood, his last bitter words were a curse meted out on the Master and his followers “´I shall have the last word” he cried and crumpled like an empty bag in to the celestial dust and  the wind came blew his unholy remains away.

 Upon hearing of the dilemma of their unfortunate Leader ,his human and inhuman minions ,mostly power hungry world leaders, and members of certain” religious” organizations, guilty of fleecing the masses for decades, tried to escape from  the planet in huge space crafts ,.but they were quickly rounded up around the world by Archangels Michael, Gabriel and the whole, holy hierarchy of Angels.

 The culprits were given a brief trial in the great Hall of Justice, found guilty of a barrage of offences against the innocent and the gullible and were duly executed in the dreaded Evaporator- (a device that instantly turned you into atoms, ) which some claimed after the fact ,was too humane for them and a flood of suggested tortures poured in from around  the  world.

The Earth was thus cleansed from all accursed evil and unrighteousness and

only Good prevailed for a thousand years. The Lamb frolic with the Lion, the serpent with the fowls ,the birds flew about in their finest plumage,

filling the air with their songs and the flowers bloomed everywhere

even on the graves of fallen Dictators and Presidents.

There were no longer wars or rumors of wars on the Earth for such unholy thoughts perished from the breast of man since that auspicious event and only good traits remained, everyone loving each other….

.then a strange, unexpected  thing happened !

Mankind became restless, agitated and eventually died away in huge numbers from the sheer BOREDOM of it all and the meek  (insects) inherited the Earth !

Epilogue :

From the dreaded depths of Hell a mocking, eerie laughter can be heard !