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Newt Here
by Edwin Larson
Thursday, March 17, 2005

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Name


Questor NewtVision


Bio


I am a spiritual counselor who is like the
juice of  a glowworm that oozes slowly
from the nostrils of an unwashed shaman.


I have explored the mysteries of the
universe through the anus of a unicorn.


Influences


Mi, Yu, Himm, and The Eye


Accomplishments


Teaching a blind dog with a bum leg
how to interperate and communicate
my dreams to aliens.

Articles


“How eating asbestos improved my health”


“Change…Got some?…Please”


“How antifreeze improved my sex life”


Books


“Living off your Parents and Friends”


“The Idiots Guide to Enlightenment”


“Why Work?”


“100 Mouthwatering


Rodent, Roach and Cardboard recipes”


Events


I will be speaking on the sidewalk across the street
from The Psychic Mutant Bookstore this Saturday.
Cost of Admission:  A place to stay and your ATM card.


 

Copyright ©2005 Edwin Dante Larson


 
 

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead 3/22/2005
interesting read

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