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Local Historical Golf Course ready for Traffic Club Outing

By Eliza K.

June 3, 2004 will be the second year that the Truckers Traffic Club of Cleveland, Ohio will have their annual golf outing at the prestigious and historical greens of Skyland Golf Course. Over two hundred members will begin to tee off at 7 am eastern standard time on the lush well groomed grounds of the 180 year old golf course which spans over 90 acres of land. A lunch of sub sandwiches and a variety of soft drinks will be served at the 9 hole area and a sit down dinner will be served at approximately 6 pm which will include the clubs annual prime rib dinner including cocktails and stories.

The Traffic Club’s President, George O’Dummy, will present awards after dinner that will include the four winners and their spouses’ of this golf tournament with round trip tickets to Disney World. Two special awards will be presented to retired honorees which will give those privileges to golf at Skyland Golf Course for the remainder of the season. Mr. O’Dummy states that even though there are eighteen holes with a par three here at Skyland Golf Course, many will not finish by the deadline at 5 pm.

Fireworks will be displayed at the closing of the annual event after the Mayor of Skyland gives a speech on safety with fireworks as well as drinking and driving. The Mayor has stated that if you are too drunk to drive a car, sleep on the golf course. And please don’t bother him if you are bitten on the buttocks by a deer! Just make sure that you are up to date on all your shots…especially coon!