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     Oh my God! I never thought it would happen to me!

I’ve turned into a computer geek!  Lord knows, I don’t know how it happened because it wasn’t that long ago that I didn’t even want to turn the thing on.  I only bought one because I figured my teenage daughter would have to use it for research, essay papers or Whatever!   

 I’m a member of the baby boomer generation.  We didn’t grow up with computers.  Besides, what would be exciting about sitting at a computer all day?  That, to me, would be the equivalent of a “time-out” or punishment.  As children, my friends and I entertained ourselves outdoors with fun “interactive” games like Hide and Seek, Tag, You’re It!, Kick the Can, Double Dutch jump rope, Red Light, Green Light and so on and so forth.   

Homework was done using brain power.  And if you didn’t have it, you worked and worked until you got it.  I’m not ashamed to say I used my fingers to do math problems sometimes.  That may be because we didn’t have calculators, but we did have the Abacus.  Remember that, baby boomer buddies?  Reading was fundamental back then but we did it by reading the ENTIRE book---not using cliff notes.  I’ll never forget the time my 9th grade English teacher made us read “Moby Dick” as an assignment.  I thought she must have been insane!  But, in hindsight, I can now say I’m proud to have read one of the classics from cover to cover.    

But now here I am, thirty-five years later, doing the unthinkable.  I wake up and---even before I’ve brushed my teeth or had breakfast---I get on the computer and start checking emails and responding to messages and browsing for News I Can Use for my website.  But it doesn’t stop there.  I’m BLOGGING….(a word that wasn’t even in my third edition of the American Heritage Dictionary)…  and I’m also networking with other folks who, for Whatever! reasons, are glued to their computers just like me.  We exchange thoughts and ideas and sometimes even prayers.  I do take periodic breaks to do less important things like exercise, cook meals and clean the house.  But after that, it’s me and my computer until bedtime. 


I’m also learning there’s lots of money to be made through this machine!  I haven’t quite figured out how that all works yet, but you can best believe when I do, you won’t be hearing from me as much anymore.  I’ll be off somewhere enjoying the fruits of my labor and giving my fingers a much needed rest!

 
 
 
 
 

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Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath 12/26/2006
Now I also love this write....and you got that right too!
Yep remember that ole abacus...when you think about it, it was fun also.

Now we can look at having the pc as a blessing...although people use them for all sorts of reasons....I am with you on that.

Take care,
From the Heart of an Artist Quiet Storm
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 9/4/2006
I am trying my best to get away from my computer. I've worked with them it seems forever and as my marriage went down the drain, the addiction grew.

Enjoyed the write, Beverly. ~~Nordette
Reviewed by RM Green 9/2/2006
MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY! When did I become such a computer hog? I work on one all day at work, and do personal stuff (like I am doing now) for my breaks.. I haven't taken a 'coffee break' in at least two years now! I grab a green tea and close my office door to signal my break time... and a' surfin' the 'net I go! Then I work on one, mainly writing my book, checking email and chatting - at the SAME TIME, no less!! My version of multi-tasking...

I am BUYING your book - SOLD!

RM Green

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