Fifi's had numerous Q and A sessions with a world famous journalist. Here are a few of them
Here is an interview I has recently with a world famous journalist:
Q: Fifi you come to me as a modern day 21st century rags to riches super heroine or fairy tale figure. Would you consider yourself to be with an equal footing as 'fairy tale' figures of the past?
A: I'm flattered that you consider me to be a super heroine. The only thing that makes me different than those 'super heroes or heroines' is that maybe people can relate to me more because I'm a flesh and blood person like they are. I can't fly around or climb on the side of a building. I can't snap my fingers and turn a pumpkin into a carriage. But I'm just as tough as any of those super heroes or fairy tale figures. I may be 5 foot 2 and weigh 125 pounds but nobody pushes me around. I'm also proud to be a Christian and proud to be an American.
Q: Wow I'm very impressed by your patriotic attitude. So being sort of a super heroine you sort of take care of the crooks who take advantage of innocent hardworking people?
A:Absolutely, I mean you see a lot of snakes, snake charmers, and snake oil salesmen who try to take advantage of hardworking people every day. I once met a character who called himself an agent who tried to sell me a bill of goods. He said for a 'fee' of around three thousand dollars he would give me a list of every bigshot producer and director in Hollywood and 'guranteed' that I would be a rich and famous movie star in six months. Well I'm not that naive. I told him what he could do with his 'list.' You know I felt like practicing some of my Tae Kwan Doe moves on him right then and there.
Q: Interviewer (chuckling) That's very amusing. So do you think you'll be a great actress in a short amount of time?
A:Absolutely, I mean trying to make it as an actress is not easy. It's a lot of hard work. You have to go through a lot of auditions and it takes a lot of work and a lot of luck to land a role. But I have no doubt in my mind that I will land a starring role in a big budget movie in a short amount of time.
Q:Fifi thank you for a most entertaining interview
A: Thank you. Again I may be a bit ecccentric buts its my eccentricity that will conquer Hollywood. After all anything goes in the Double Os
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