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In The Bible Class
by Marguerite T Lemoine
Friday, October 27, 2006
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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This was a bible class held on the creation of Adam and Eve in the garden

                         IN THE BIBLE CLASS

The teacher asked the class; What is the greatest creature
created by God?

A young man raised his hand:  "Yes son", said the teacher.
His answer was;" Why man , Of Course."

Then a young lady raised her hand. And was asked the same question by the teacher.
"No Mam", she said, "It was a lady"

"Why is this", the teacher replied. "Because", said the young lady, "God had to make a rough draft before He could
create the perfect speciman".

That was the beginning of our creation. The man needed a woman for the task at hand.

                                        The End

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Reviewed by Sandra Mushi	12/20/2007

Lol ... haaa haaa haaaa ... I can see my seven year old niece saying something like this ... haaa haaaa!! Have blessed Christmas, Marguerite. Sandie.





Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	10/28/2006

Lol........Why did Adam nd Eve covered themselfs with a fig leave and not the apple'.....makes you wonder if the fruit thingy was not a fig......!! Love Tinka





Reviewed by Lew Duffey	10/28/2006

LF, God would not have reproduced a copy of an imperfect creation from an imperfect one. When he created man, he also created woman. Hence, it makes no difference. We are all his creation. Man and woman alike. But that was a comical approach. God Bless, Lew





Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar	10/27/2006

Then the woman saw herself in the stream and accused her man of adultery....the jokes about creation go on...Victor





Reviewed by Marguerite Lemoine	10/27/2006

Just thought I'd bring in a little humor for your enjoyment. Marguerite

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