Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall
into the clutches of cholesterol.
At polyunsaturates I'll never mutter,
for the road to hell is paved with butter.
Cake is cursed and cream is awful
Satan is hiding in every waffle.
Satan's army is equipped with a chocolate drop
and Lucifer, himself, is a lollipop.
Teach me the evils of hollandaise,
of pasta and gobs of mayonnaise,
and crispy fried chicken from the South
Lord, if you love me, please, zip my mouth!
In Jesus' name I pray,
AMEN!
