Once upon a time there was a potent lover known for his prowess on the Hollywood night club scene. He often entertained and satified a dozen or more women a night. One day a theatrical agent approached him and said that he could make a lot of money performing his amorous feats in front of certain choice and private showings. The gifted man was surprised, but agreed. A contract was signed, bookings were scheduled and 12 delectable, foxy beauties were hired for the premiere. Tickets sold for $100.00 dollars each. A luxurious posh setting was designed with 12 reclining couches for his beauties in waiting to lie upon. Opening night came, a symphony orchestra struck up an overture, the lights dimmed, the curtains parted and a dozen voluptuous lovelies were revealed lying nude on the couches. The lover appeared, in the buff showing his enhancement to the audience and proceeded briskly toward the first female. The audiences hushed. All that was heard were the sounds of delight. Arising, he smiled at the audience and engaged the second lovely maiden. Her screams elated the audience. Again, he arose and bowed to the audience. The third lovely moaned in passion endlessly. This further delighted his amiring fans. Another bow, and he on his way to the fourth flower of beauty awaiting his manly embraced. She squealed and wiggled with extreme pleasure. Erecting himself, he turned to encounter the fifth Venus of nude charm. A step----and low and behold, he fell flat on his face upon the floor. Naturally, the audience was disappointed and howled for their money back. Regretfully, the theatrical agent was forced to comply. Later, the agent went backstage and wailed to his acclaimed "stud of the night". "I'm ruined! Comlpetely ruined! How could you do this to me? What happened?" The sad eye stud shook his head and said, "I don't understand it. Everything went smoothly this afternoon at dress rehearsal."
