The most Northerly Alaskan Bar lies at Barrow edging the Beafort Sea. 160 degrees longditude and 72 degrees latitude to be precise. Not many customers visit but those who do, certainly know eachother.
One day a Polar Bear entered the bar and plodded up to the counter.
"I''ll have a ....Gin ................and.............................er...........Tonic."
The bartender filled the glass and served the Polar Bear asking, " What''s with the long pause?"
The Polar Bear looks down. " I dunno. I was born with them big."
