Rather strangely President Putin, Past Premier Tony Blair and President Bush sadly all died on the same day. Some will be surprised, but they did all arrive at the Pearly Gates.

President Putin said that he had done most for world peace by bringing down the Berlin Wall. President Bush differed. "Ah did most to combat terrorism around the globe, and rid the world of medieval religious tyrants". They simply could not agree who created a better world.

"Then ah suggest we put it to God to resolve it once and for all."  President Putin agree with George ''s suggestion.

So they consulted God.

And thus spake Tony. " Yes George, you were right, honestly."