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Vroom, vroom......wow!
By Miller H Caldwell
Last edited: Thursday, August 16, 2007
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.
       
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Having two naturally blond daughters, I feel I CAN tell this story! Apologies to any and every blonde called Angie!

Deciding on a new career, 28 year old Angie, a rather dumb but trendy blonde started to go round  homes in a residential part of town. She advertised that she could do any household or garden work and her rates were favourable.


Calling at Paul and Laura's spacious home, she enquired if she could be employed.


Paul was delighted. "Do you paint?" he asked.


Angie, "I sure do, inside or out?"


"An outside job. Could you paint the Porch? Overalls, paint and brushes are in the garage, it was one of the jobs I had in mind to do. But I'm glad you came by."


Paul left her to get ready and went inside to tell his wife about the job being done.


"Does she realise the porch goes all round the house? "


"I suppose she'll soon find out. But I'll go and see how she's doing in an hour."


Soon the hour was up. Paul went outside to meet a smiling Angie.


"You finished aleady?"


"I sure am. I even painted it twice and I've a lot of paint left over. But when you said paint the Porche, I guessed you must have changed your car recently. I painted the Lexus. "


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 18, 2007
Whahahahahaha....OH SHIT!!

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