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Katie G, here, with an on the spot news flash---a case of illegal camels at the home of Smokin' Joe...come take a first

hand look at this strange neighbor of mine!!

 

Katie G would like to direct your attention to the case of "Smokin' Joe". You see, Smokin'  Joe has been keeping a houseload of illegal Camels in his house and the smell is starting to annoy me!!

Let's take our cameras live to Joe's house,,,

(Knocking on door)

"What ya want, Yankee?", Joe says with a glare., "Get

them camera's outta here!"

"I am calling Immigration!! Be afraid. Be very afraid!!!"

"Well, Allah says that you full of it, Sister!!! And I keep my camels because they satisfy me better than a house full of whores.!!!", Joe screams, hands waving all over the place.

"Um, no. You might want to ask fellow reporter,Herth .  He likes the sheep. Oops...

How about helping me out here, Herth?"

"Katie, are you sure you want to do this exclusive? Smokin'

Joe sounds like a nutcase to me!"



"This is Katie G, on the scene here, along with Herth Gilmore,  at the strange home of Smokin' Joe, where the house is loaded with unusual camels. The stench is unbelievable! I'm holding my breath!"

"Oh, so Mister Herth, you like the camel! Come on in, we have drink and we talk about old country."

"Old country? I'm from Jersey!", Herth says loudly as he backs away...

Herth, all dressed up in suit and tie, microphone in hand, nervously approaches Smokin' Joe, when suddenly out

of nowhere, a camel rushes up to him.

Herth is smiling!

 Smokin' Joe. invites Herth in and slams the door in my face.

I am peeking in the windows. Keep those cameras rolling!

. I can‘t believe my eyes!!.

“Oh the humanity!”



 Well, it looks like the camels won the battle...but who knows

who will win the war. Now, let's see if we can get Herth out

of that wierd house!

 He is coming out now with a strange smile on his face..

.Oh, no!! Herth is wearing a bright red turban on his head and he has a funny look on his face. He and the camel gallop up the street...

What kind of reporter are you??? 

 Herth!!!

What happened in there???

Herth!!!!

 

This is Katie G. reporting...