Old George was a retired farmer who tended his orchard and built a large pool by his farmhouse.

One evening as he returned from his orchard, he heard the sound of playful children coming from the pool. As he approached he realised it was a group of six young ladies skinny dipping in his large pool. He approached cautiously, not wishing to tell them off, and started to throw apples into the centre of the pool.

One young naked girl called out:

"We're not coming out until you have gone".

Farmer George smiled. " That's all right with me. I am just feeding the crocodile!"