I've been listening to WUSS FM public radio since I first arrived in Los Angeles two years ago.
As an attorney for the ACLU, I don't have much time to listen to any other station or opinion nor would I care to.
My work taking down the crosses that adorn the many hilltops marking the pathway of early explorers and Spanish Missionaries, kicking the Boy Scouts off of their deeded land, and protecting the rights of Islamo-faciasts takes up most of my time.
However busy my schedule is, I always find the time to listen to WUSS FM.
Why just the other day, after picking up a nicely-chilled bottle of Chardonnay, Brie, Beluga caviar, and Persian crackers at the wine shop, I hopped into my Hummer, turned on the radio and WUSS cast me into a trance-like state.
It was music to my ears... Open Borders, Higher Taxes and Al Gore winning out the Nobel Peace prize for his Power-Point presentation over the woman who had risked life and limb to save all those children from the Nazi death camps during World War Two.
Yes, it was truly one of those driveway moments. You know the kind. Sitting with the engine on and listening... just listening. Unable to move. Frozen in euphoria. I knew that my sushi was getting warm inside the house, but I just couldn't pry my loving ears away.
To hell with my Maguro Sashimi, I thought. I didn't even care if the Ponzu sauce had began to separate and settle.
No, I was just so in to WUSS. I'm a real WUSS fan. I love WUSS and WUSS doesn't just talk to me, it actually defines me, except of course for programs like "Prairie Home Companion". Even that show has its followers. It's just too bad that most of them don't vie for socialist reform like the rest of us.
Oh well, it's not a perfect world but through litigation that will all change soon.
My husband and I support WUSS and so can you. Call in you pledge today. WUSS needs your firm support to maintain a rigid programming schedule that keeps folks like me engrossed and entertained.
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