Meow! Oh, sorry. I keep forgetting you don't speak Cat!
"Cajun" here. It's very quiet with the Humans away. The Human Man took the Human Lady and the Littlest Humans out to eat, then to the Human Store; they won't be back for several more hours. MyHuman, MyRonee', is at Human School, learning the ways of the world.
She shouldn't have any problem: she's mega-smart: one of the smartest Humans I have ever met!
I am lying here at the Computer, still trying to figure out how to get that Mouse; but I don't hear any squeaking, nor do I smell cheese on its little Mousy Breath! Some Dumb Human keeps talking about a Mouse; I don't see any tiny, grey things that squeak! I bet they are pullin' my tail on that one!!
I am about to do that Stupid Pomeranian "Cajun Gold" in. If she doesn't quit sniffing my butt, she's gonna' be missing her FACE! I've had just about enough of that!! That's so gross! She should find someone ELSE's butt to sniff; leave MY butt well enough alone!!
*HISS*!! There! That'll tell her off!!
My Lady Human (MyRonee' 's Mommy) is going to have two Kittens come Christmas. I hear they're Boys. I don't know what we are going to do with more Human Kittens; there's already more than enough Humans, big and small, around here already!
My Lady Human can't get out of bed (her vet's orders); she has to stay there until it's time for the Kittens to be born. Great. That gives me at least a month or so of peace and relaxation; when those new Kittens come, there's gonna' be lots of noise goin' on!
I am going to see if I can get one of the Bigger Dogs to get the door open; there's a Bird that needs catching! A nice, fat, juicy bright-red cardinal who keeps taunting, teasing me. He's sitting right on the porch, looking at me, sticking his little Birdie Tongue out at me, like he's saying: "Nyah, nyah! You can't get meeeeeeeee!" Oh, wait until I get OUT there: Mr. Cardinal is going to be CherryCardinal Pie if HE don't watch himself!!
Well, I am going to go; me thinks I hear the Humans coming in. Think they're back home already. Hope so! Take care!
Well said! For a cat that is! I'm a dog lover myself. But I do keep a couple of cats around for my dogs to play with. Got a couple of German Shepards here lookin' at Cajun kinda cross-eyed. They want to know if she'd like to go out to dinner some night.
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