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Erstwhile Friends - Opus Two and Three
by Rainbow Starburst
Saturday, January 12, 2008

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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     Part Two and Three of Erstwhile Friends

Names Changed To Protect The Guilty!

July 8th 2005

Last night Susie called me she didn't like my mail

But as we talked we worked it out with her I'm out of jail

Then Bob said, 'Come on over' and guess what, who was there

Jenny, Burt and there was 'S' sitting in a chair

Well then 'S' ripped into me the Prosecution's Case

Accusations flew at me from her mouth she me debased!

'You practised Negative Magic, you fed the Entity

With Negative Emotions!' She did plainly see!

No words that I could say to her she had made up her mind

She wouldn't be confused with facts oh man she is so blind!

Then she said, 'You're not welcome at my house anymore!'

'OK if that's your wish my dear, you seem so very sore!

Then you're not welcome at The Manor if you won't welcome me!'

Just then her tune it changed a bit oh ha ha hee hee hee!

She said I talked a lot sh*t about all who were there

'And you have not talked sh*t of me?' I answered fair and square!

Then she mentioned dear old Burt I said, 'I'll tell you why!'

'When Jenny was out 'playing' he ate popcorn and left me dry

Not even offered one small pop and certainly no corn

I will confess that night it left me fairly well forlorn!'

Burt then really lost his rag 'Get out my house' said he

'Excuse me this is not your house!' Again Ho ho hee hee!

And then the idiot threatened me, 'If I see you again!'

'I will f*cking kill you!' The blood rushed through his veins!

He put his fingers to my face, 'I'll f*cking kill you dead...

You are a dead man if I see you!' Then Burt and Jenny fled!

Oho one point that 'S' admitted that she Bi-Polar

That explains an awful lot, no wonder she is so f'mucked up!

Of course of course that doesn't rhyme Bi-Polars No Harmonics

She raved and ranted on and on I wish I knew Ebonics!

Bob and Susie they are cool, as for 'S' I'll tolerate her, as for Burt...

Well when I asked the assembled jurors if, as 'S' had said whether or not they thought I was 'Feeding the Entity with Negative Energy (of all the most proposterous notions) they replied as follows:

Burt: Can't say, won't say!

Susie: Can't say, won't say!

Bob: Can't say, won't say!

Jenny: YES YOU WERE!

By the way, Burt and Jenny owe me $41 for tea and cigarettes I got for them and 'S' still owes me $23!!!!

and for your further delight and delectation here's Opus Three!...

July 8th 2005..10:26 in the p.m...sitting by the fire in The Manor...

Last night I made some breakthroughs last night some things got worse

Maybe if I was paranoid I'd think that I was cursed!

The problem is as usual the people I attract

All seem to fall in Love with me

And then they launch attacks!

Two of them Bi-Polar by their own admission see

I tell them how they've wronged me

And still they say, 'It's me!'

Situation Normal All F'mucked Up yes it is

And once again I scream inside, 'This ain't F'mucking ShowBiz!'

Tonight I called to Susie's home no answer did I get

I called her cell and Bob's too where are they I would bet

I do surmise they have gone round to one who said he'd kill me

And to the one who said, 'You did it!'

Again what is my Destiny?

Villified betrayed again how many f'mucking times?

I wonder what I'm guilty of do I commit these crimes?

Bi-Polarised behaviour how do you deal with that?

Marti, 'S's and dear old Burt their madness they reveal

Again there's no harmonics there can't be they don't have

Harmonical Convergance instead they rant and rave!

Of course now there's a problem if Bob and Susie are cool

And if Miss 'S' is just OK,

They swim in the same pool!....

watch this space for Opus Four!...

 

 

 
 

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