An embarassing situation, he can't unsip himself, his hands are full with sap, and asks a women to do it(while hiking).
An embarassing but true story between a man and a shy looking woman. If it sounds offensive to some audience, delete it.
X.Y. part of a group of hikers, lags behind, finds a pine tree that oozes sap. He has a terrible urge to urinate.Chilhood memory takes him to the sap, he plays with it and can't get it off. He tries water from the nearby creek, of no awail. Sand, useless. He discovers a shy looking women with thick glasses, and unfeminine look, that appears shy, dropped behind the rest of the hiker. He hesitates, then addresses in the most modest tone to her, explains that he is in trouble, does not want to ruin his slacks, would she help him. She offers her help him to urinate. She gives him a card. Close-up she looks pretty. Turns out she is an expensive call-girl.
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
